Friday, March 03, 2006

OMG! You Mean Sex STILL Sells?

"DON'T MISS YOUR DATE WITH THE BEULAH TWINS! This is your chance to meet Katie and Jenna, the nationally reknown(sic)...and beautiful...Beulah Twins from Beulah Park in Columbus, Ohio. Katie and Jenna will be handicapping the Beulah Park and Aqueduct cards, signing autographs and posing for pictures. The Beulah Twins have been featured in Playboy, Horseplayer Magazine, the New York Daily News and on the TV show 'Extra.'"

What? No slot machines? Just OTB betting, beautiful babes, free coffee mugs, beautiful babes, drawings for a $100 OTB account, beautiful babes, $2 off admission, and, uh, oh yeah, beautiful babes. Hasn't the Race Palace in Plainview, New York, been informed yet? Horse racing is nearly dead, and will be finished without slots, and no gaudy ads in the Daily Racing Form inviting people to come to the races for a good time will EVER change that. Or will they?

My congratulations to this spunky little outfit for actually establishing a link between entertainment and horse racing. The NTRA and race track managements everywhere could learn something here.

And then there's the twins. Go ahead, take a peek. You know you wanna.


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